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Life Isn't All Sunshine and Sunflowers living the high life as a gastroparesis queen

 Today I decided to be honest, mostly with myself.   On 5 out of 7 days I eat a max of 16 oz noosa lemon yogurt, 2 cheese sticks, 2 babybel cheese, and 2 cans of mt dew.. To be more honest, probably 4 of those 5 its only 9 oz yogurt, way to many sodas, and every day a minimum of 1 L of water.  4.5-8 oz yogurt before work and 1 can of soda.  Every fucking day it's yogurt.  Those two stray days?  I treat myself to a huckleberry strawberry smoothie.  Which invariably gets barfed up 2 hours later, a lovely shade of putrid fuschia? And that's how I introduce myself to this world, often unkind to those with chronic illness they perceive as being fakers(yup I just might talk about that crap a bit as well). Welcome - Where Life Isn't All Sunshine and Sunflowers living the high life as a gastroparesis queen.