Life Isn't All Sunshine and Sunflowers living the high life as a gastroparesis queen

 Today I decided to be honest, mostly with myself. 

 On 5 out of 7 days I eat a max of 16 oz noosa lemon yogurt, 2 cheese sticks, 2 babybel cheese, and 2 cans of mt dew.. To be more honest, probably 4 of those 5 its only 9 oz yogurt, way to many sodas, and every day a minimum of 1 L of water. 

4.5-8 oz yogurt before work and 1 can of soda. 

Every fucking day it's yogurt. 

Those two stray days? 

I treat myself to a huckleberry strawberry smoothie. 

Which invariably gets barfed up 2 hours later, a lovely shade of putrid fuschia?

And that's how I introduce myself to this world, often unkind to those with chronic illness they perceive as being fakers(yup I just might talk about that crap a bit as well).

Welcome - Where Life Isn't All Sunshine and Sunflowers living the high life as a gastroparesis queen.